Miley Cyrus White Tongue

Now this celebrity flaw is a real mystery...

When Miley Cyrus stepped onstage on flashed the crowd her oddly white tongue, it sent kinds into shock and parents into disarray, about exactly why her tongue was so freaking white!

The only reasonable explanation for this shocking tongue scandal is, Miley Cyrus uses Crest whitening strips like candy?

Any other ideas from the faithful readers?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

She sucked a cock, obviously

Anonymous said...

It's called Bacteria man her breath must smell funky either then that she may be a smoker

Anonymous said...

You can scrape that stuff off of her tongue and sell that smelly residue on E-bay. Maybe so desperate nerd might buy it and get off to her tongue stank

Anonymous said...

Yeah you can scrape that bacteria right off with your fingernail and that would wreak I rather smell her farts then to smell that

Anonymous said...

White tongue can be anemia, vitamin deficiency, or thrush as a side effect of taking recent antibiotics...possibly build-up of bacteria, but that would be a LOT...suggest a tongue scraper and Dr visit!

Anonymous said...

It's kinda like a sickness. It doesn't make your breath smell nasty infact it smells good. Miley Cyrus has ALWAYS had a white tongue. That means she has a low immune system, which explains why she gets sick alot. It's very rare though. Only one in a thousabd people have it. I'm one of them. There isn't a way to get rid of it.

Anonymous said...

lol she has not brushed here teeth!

you got owned

Anonymous said...

scarlet fever... maybe. Im just guessing lol

Anonymous said...

HIV - WHITE TOUNGE IS A RESULT OF YEAST BUILDUP WHICH A BODY WITH LOW IMMUNE DEFENSE WILL BE REACTIVE TO. ITS ONE POSSIBILITY... YOU NEVER KNOW...

Anonymous said...

Duh, she smokes a ton of pot.

Anonymous said...

well white tongue comes from numerous things..in mileys case the chances are the whiteness of the tongue comes from semen build up and residue..miley has had so much semen on her tongue that was eagerly swallowed..she needs to wash her tongue after she swallows cum dirty little girl...

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